Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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