god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just want nice things and good sex
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
