North Korea, Best Korea!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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