whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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