i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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