yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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