its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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