Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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