I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Can I color on your dick again?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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