Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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