I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
How does it feel to date your dad?
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