so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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