i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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