I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Randomize