Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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