butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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