Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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