New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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