He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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