I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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