STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I need help removing her.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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