and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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