After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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