Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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