That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
His nipple licking is glorious
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