You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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