so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
where does the pee come out of this thing
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
