So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
