Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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