If that was your dad, he is hot
Nicole vs. Life
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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