doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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