Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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