I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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