Can Purell be used as lube?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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