And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I can't put those talents on a resume
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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