I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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