ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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