in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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