I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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