Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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