Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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