We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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