Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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