You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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