I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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