We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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