hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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