she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
that may or may not have been my penis.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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