Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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