Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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