Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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