I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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