when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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