Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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