I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize
