clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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