honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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