Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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