Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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