He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
